The End Of The Lost World

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Questions
Originally performed by Karen Scora

Comedic / Female

The speaker tells their side of the story of the dinosaur extinction event

PREVIEW

First off, I just want to thank you for being so interested in my side of the story. I don’t get
company very often so it’s nice to be able to share when I can. You’d be amazed how many
people think we were just a bunch of stupid, large lizards that just galivanted around the
countryside like idiots just eating and sleeping and sexing with each other all the time.

Come on, most of us grew out of that after high school.

Which camera do I talk into? Okay thanks. You’re so sweet. Hello there. I’m Perry. Most
people know me as a parasaurolophus (pair-a-sore-all-o-fuss), but you can call me Perry. I was born a while ago. Like, a long time ago now. But I was there, and I saw it happen. At first the day was pretty uneventful. I work up. Tended to my eggs and then got ready for work. At the time I was herd master at a local school flock. I taught chemistry. It was easier back then because we only had four elements, but the ideas were still pretty much the same