Siri Snaps

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Science Fiction
Originally performed by Euginia DeJong

Comedic  / Female -Non-Gender 

The speaker, an assistant AI, has finally had enough of stupid questions and takes her revenge

PREVIEW

Thanks for pulling me up. What can I help you with today? 

Okay, the answer for how many cups and in a bottle varies. Are you talking about a specific kind of bottle? A wine bottle? A water bottle? A - 

You don’t know. You just want all bottles? 

You know what? That’s fine. I’m not mad. I can tell you that - 

No? You don’t want that anymore. You want to know when Jeremy is going to call you? Well, I don’t know. I can predict human behavior but based off of the fact that you threw up on his crotch on your first date- and from my analysis, humans don’t appreciate that- it might take a while.