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Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Vision
Originally performed by Mark Pettit

Comedic / Male

The speaker expresses their frustration at having to save a princess and vents their frustration. 

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Yes. I will do it! I will go off and rescue the princess and become the hero that we need. I will
defeat the darkness and restore peace to our land! I will become the prophesied hero. Now
what do I have to do first?

Save a tree. Okay. I can do that. Does it matter which one? Like can I go and choose the tree
I want to save or something? No? It’s a specific tree that opens its mouth so we can go and
— I have to admit, I don’t see how this rescues a princess. I mean, is she in the tree? No. I
get it. I get that I’m going into a magic tree — I’m just asking why? What do I need there? A
stone. Like a special gem? No? Just a stone. Okay, well I can go and get the stone and then
what?