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My Favorite Stick

My Favorite Stick

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Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Questions
Originally performed by Florian Francois

Comedic / Male (Open Gender)

The speaker is a dog eager to show their owner a great new discovers


You’ll see. This stick — this isn’t just any stick. This is a special stick. This is my favourite
stick in the whole world! This stick is so big that it takes two regular dogs to carry it. But I
carry it all by myself! It’s long and sturdy — it’s perfect.

I found it at the park yesterday and I brought it outside specifically so I could show it to
you. I put it in a safe place. When you see it, you’re going to love it. It’s the best stick I’ve
ever seen. And when I lift it, you’ll see that you didn’t just raise a good pup — you raised
a strong and happy pup. I’m going to bring it all the way to the park and back for you to
play with. It really is the perfect stick. I can’t wait to play with it with you. When dad took
me out earlier he let me carry it all the way back home. And it’s just outside. Oh man,
when you see it, you’re going to lose your mind! It’s such a great stick!

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