Little Bit Lost

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Questions
Originally performed by Collette Radau

Comedic / Female

The speaker addresses their partner who has got lost on the way to an epic battle

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So help me Odin, I will smite you if you don’t pull over and ask for directions! We should
have got to the battle by now. It’s not my fault that you can’t gauge where we are. You
said that you knew where you were going and so I believed you. And now? Where are
we? I mean look at the sun. It’s gotta be past noon by now. I thought you knew how to
drive a dragon? You certainly claimed that you knew how to before. Did that suddenly
change when you realized that we’d be driving on a female dragon?

Look, I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s settle this dragon down, gather our bearings, and then
head to battle. If we hurry, I’m sure we can make it before all the good heads have been
severed. It’s been so long since we’ve been at a good battle, and I want to ensure that
we’re there to land the final blows.