Kart It To Me

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Vision
Originally performed by Emilie Anne Wilkinson

Comedic / Female

The speaker explains to their partner that they don't intend to hold back their Mario Kart skills to save their feelings

PREVIEW

You have no right to be upset with me. You wanted this. You signed up for this. Now you
need to sit down and talk to me so we can work through this. You’re not going to say
anything? Fine. I’ll talk then.

Now, I love you. You know I love you so if you love me too, you’ll talk to me. Or at the
very least you’re going to sit there and listen. You were the one who wanted to play Mario
Kart. You know that I love to play Mario Kart. If it was possible to be a professional at
Mario Kart, I would be a professional at Mario Kart. I can play as Peach, Yoshi, Bowser
or whomever, and I will still absolutely obliterate you with my elite skills.