Glass Half Full
Glass Half Full
Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Action
Originally performed by Catherine D'Angelo
Comedic / Female
The speaker expresses frustration at their partner when their water filter situation becomes untenable
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Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Action
Originally performed by Catherine D'Angelo
Comedic / Female (open gender)
The speaker chastises their lover after they attempt to smuggle ferrets across the border in an unexpected way
PREVIEW
Okay. Now I have a question for you, Trevor. Why do we need three water pitchers? We
don’t need one for serving, an infuser, and a filtration system. We have water. It comes
from the tap.
There are dozens of people who check the water everyday so that we don’t have to. And
I don’t know why you insist on always having all three of them completely full all the time.
They can run out. We will have more water coming to us the next time we turn on the tap.
You know how tedious it is to pour a glass of water for you? I pour the water from the
pitcher, and then refill the pitcher with water from the diffuser. But then I need to refill the
diffuser with the filtered water. And then I need to refill THAT with the dirty water from the
tap, which is already clean because it comes from the tap!