Completely Human
Completely Human
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Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Science Fiction
Originally performed by Zeddy Chevron
Comedic / Non-Gender
The speaker asserts their human-ness while trying to figure out the planets weaknesses
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No. You must be mistaken.
I am completely human. This is how a human behaves. Trust me. I’ve studied them. In my homeland. Timmins.
I don’t know what you’re so worried about. It’s just a harmless spacecraft. Surely you must have seen one before. They’re all the rage in Paris. I mean this one doesn’t even look like it can fly very well. I mean, it must be made of… What’s that thing we’re made of again? Yes carbon. Carbon based. I knew that. It must be made of that.