Blaster Master
Blaster Master
Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Science Fiction
Originally performed by Matti McLean
Comedic / Non-Gender
The speaker expresses their concerns to a jedi when it becomes clear their weapon may be radioactive.
PREVIEW
I know why you’re feeling so angry. I know why you feel this deep grave feeling in your soul. Right now, everything you feel about the dark side- about the pressures and grave depth of fear that you can feel inside you - that’s not the force- that’s called radiation cancer.
Look, what do you know about Marie Curie? Okay, so like a long time in the future in a place that’s really far away, there’s going to be this woman who will be playing with this element that at first seems all innocuous, but over time, it poisoned her. It warped her mind. It made her sick and eventually it killed her.