A First Date

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Hindsight
Written by Matti McLean
Originally performed by Eric Benson

Comedic / Open Gender / Mental Health

Someone is meeting up with their potential first date for the first time and must figure out how to not be off-putting.
Originally performed by a man, but this is open gender. 

PREVIEW

If I may be so bold, you look nothing like your photos. It’s a good thing. Not that they’re bad, it’s just — well you know how sometimes you see people in a picture and you’re like — no, but then you see them in person and they’re like, wow. Well, you’re like a wow in pictures and in person you’re just — you’re good. It’s a good thing.

Have you been here before? Oh yeah? I haven’t. How is it? I read good things, but you can never tell anything by a review. I mean I’ve been to some places that had great reviews and seen a roach the size of your face. Or some places, they use horse meat. Or they’re vegan.