Magic Man

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Hindsight
Originally performed by Ethan Chapman

Comedic / Open Gender / Mental Health

A friend reveals that they have an extraordinary ability and would be willing to share it- but for a price. 
Originally performed by a man, but this is open gender. 

PREVIEW

Do you believe in magic? I don’t mean like magic tricks. I mean like magic. Real magic. Like Harry Potter shit.

Okay. That’s not the answer I was hoping for, but no matter what I say next, I want you to know I’m not crazy. I think I’ve got magical powers. No really, I think I’ve been blessed by Juno, or shocked by lightning, or something. And I know how it sounds. People don’t suddenly just get magical powers, but it’s happened okay? I have a crazy ability to get places in no time at all.