Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Hindsight
Originally performed by Holly Wyder
Written By Matti McLean
Comedic / Female - Non Binary / Mental Health
A supervillain reveals their master plan to a defeated champion.
Intended for a female performer but open to all genders
I knew it would work. Every step of the way you followed my plan to the letter. Each domino I set up, you knocked down. You were so eager to discount me and I hid in plain sight.
It's so easy to believe that a man would go crazy and do all those terrible things. But not me. No, not shy little me. Why would anyone notice me? I couldn’t be a super villain. Female super villains are sexy. They wear spandex corsets that push their breasts up past their ears. Their heels are pants! Do you know how uncomfortable those are? I don't like high heels, Jason. I don't want to have to wear them in order to be taken seriously.