Stuck On The Subway

Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Questions
Originally performed by Matti McLean

Comedic / Male

The speaker communes with a stranger to ease his stress as they're stuck on the subway and reveals too much about his upbringing

PREVIEW

I don't smell like fish, do I? I don't often cook. And I don't like fish much, but for some
reason tonight felt like a fish night. Maybe it's because it's a good source of protein. Good
for your health. I don't know if that's true but it sounds true — so it must be. I'm still hungry though. Maybe it's from this week.

It's been a long week. You know those weeks where you expect everything to be smooth
sailing then it's one crazy thing after another? That was this week. Maybe it's work, or life,
or both — but lately I've been realizing how exceptionally mundane real life can be.