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Queen Of The Trash Heap

Queen Of The Trash Heap

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Comedic Monologue originally from 20/20 Questions
Originally performed by Cassandra Wattsham

Comedic / Female

The speaker riles up her raccoon subjects as she encourages the overthrowing of the human cities


Be proud mighty trash pandas, for I have returned to conquer the lands that have been
stolen from us! For centuries they have treated us like rodents. They have disregarded
us. They have caged us in. They have poisoned us, and beaten us, and kept us away
from the lands that belong to us.

But we are now here! We are here to take back these lands! To ravage the garbage bins
and throw the trash to the winds. Let the garbage cover from the four corners of the earth,
and let me, your mighty queen, lead you to this noble victory!

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